cuz im, u know

11.02.2021 / 9:38PM • 37940 notes via calberttheghost

vympr:
pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough
mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

11.02.2021 / 9:36PM • 14745 notes via katelyndanger

neurodivergentaf:

neurodivergentaf:
im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

11.02.2021 / 5:49PM • 67368 notes via feralfux

mrbunglecalifornia:

found this comment on a video of some swans crossing the street. wow.

11.02.2021 / 5:46PM • 13284 notes via redheadmilk

1dietcokeinacan:

God betraying me blooper reel

11.02.2021 / 5:43PM • 12476 notes via femmeidiot

how are y'all dealing with your existential dread these days?

11.02.2021 / 12:50PM • 3 notes

thegiverstake:

shut the fuck up james

11.01.2021 / 6:26PM • 161759 notes via g0thschlampe

dateamonster:

dateamonster:
retirement home for old slashers and movie monsters ala old friends senior dog sanctuary
filling a pumpkin with raw hamburger meat for freddy krueger to stab with his little claw glove thing. enrichment.

11.01.2021 / 6:25PM • 12557 notes via katelyndanger

trixiemolotova:

stop being weird about other peoples’ gender and presentation and start being weird about your own

11.01.2021 / 6:24PM • 43998 notes via cadaverkeys

Anonymous asked:

high and just ate a breahhtakingly crisp grape

hyrude:

not joking this is giving me the will to live another day. life’s intoxicatingly full of many such little pleasures

11.01.2021 / 6:20PM • 14734 notes via unclefather

bemusedlybespectacled:

witchedybitchedy:
ruby–wednesday:
thecharge:
ariaste:
margotkim:
This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
oh my god this is hilarious
“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

11.01.2021 / 2:50PM • 466331 notes via newbarrk

sunshine-tattoo:

bmblb-fanatic:
she-volution:
moviebee:
socialcasualtxy:
alylovesfilms:
funny-tik-toks:
It checks out
early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

11.01.2021 / 2:44PM • 233737 notes via katelyndanger

stephnetwork:

end of summer vibes, you know?
insta: @sketcheswithsteph

10.29.2021 / 11:32AM • 1971 notes via adhdtrek

nightguardmod:

sushinfood:
ensignro:
if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
GIANT WIFE AND TINY WIFE
I support blb (birbs loving birbs) couples

10.28.2021 / 3:53PM • 191210 notes via newbarrk

bjornkram:

Sasha he/him/his!!!!! Pretty boys won today

10.28.2021 / 3:50PM • 218 notes via newbarrk